January 1, 2006
DOGGIE HAIKU
Today I sniffed Many dogs behinds - I celebrate By kissing your face. Lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. I lift my leg and Greet each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much as I do. The cat is not all bad She fills the litter box With tootsie rolls.
