Deconstructing Liberal Dementia

Back after some minor surgery and a short vacation so I’m going to do some intellectual puddle jumping to catch up.

I’m not a big fan of radio host Michael Savage, but his declaration that liberalism as practiced these days is a form of insanity is starting to resonate with me.

Some weeks ago the editor of Durham Herald-Sun, Bob Ashley said he spent a few days responding to a number of phone calls and e-mails objecting to a cartoon that the readers thought was distasteful. When he explained that the cartoon’s intended target was not what the reader thought it was most readers then understood and were mollified.

A couple of things about this event. If a cartoonist or editor has to explain what the cartoonist meant by a particular cartoon the cartoonist has failed. Period. This is basic communication 101. If you have something to say your craft had better be good enough to think of a way to convey exactly what you want to say. It shouldn’t require the observer to make several leaps to get to your intention. It must be evident.

Standup comics and joke writers understand this. The setup and punchline must, well, punch, in order to get the laugh. The audience should not have to make extra connections to get the joke. And any references the joke might allude to had better be common knowledge. One doesn’t make a Hamlet joke in a noisy bar.

Ashley has no disagreement from me on the freedom of the press. But editors must also be alert to flat out misrepresentations.

Which brings me long way around to the work of a cartoonist the Herald-Sun uses, R.J. Matson, whose cartoon showed the collapsed Minneapolis bridge with a sign that read “Your Tax Cuts At Work.”

Now, it’s one thing to make a bad joke, or construct badly a potentially good joke. It’s another thing to be misleading and wrong. The causative leap of tax cuts to the bridge collapse is astoundingly incorrect, even given the latitude enjoyed by cartoonists. By Matson’s damaged logic the sign could just as easily have said “Your Earmarks At Work” or “Your Entitlements At Work,” and those observations would be equally ignorant and irrelevant.

The “culprit” in such sad events is the choice politicians and bureaucrats make in allocating what money they have, not tax cuts — nor earmarks, entitlements or any other straw man a writer elects. In Minnesota they chose to spend money on, among other things, a light rail, city-to-airport line called “Hiawatha,” a choice that clearly neglected retro-fitting the bridge. Further, according to the Wall Street Journal, the light rail system has had a negligible effect on traffic congestion. The money was there, but the politicians used it unwisely.

A sign that said “Hiawatha At Work” would have been closer to the truth, but Matson chose instead to pounce ghoulishly on this tragedy to advance a knee-jerk, Bush-hating political bias. It was a cheap shot, a form of humor lower than a pun and it amounted to cartoon malpractice.

Censorship and a responsibility to truth are not mutually exclusive. By serving truth, and his readers, Mr. Ashley would have been well within his First Amendment mandate to return said cartoon to sender with a note reminding him of his own responsibility to do some homework before putting pen to paper.

If Matson had done some thinking instead of the expected liberal knee-jerk, Bush hatred response, he might have given us a more accurate cartoon, and maybe even a thought provoking one. But I doubt it. Liberals have stopped thinking. Their arguments and objections are mostly emotionally based.

It’s why when you tell them you oppose Roe v. Wade they respond with, “So, you’d rather see girls dying in back alleys with a coat hanger in their vagina.” I’ve heard a variation of this retort often. Janet Reno’s misguided, uncalled for attack on Waco was “to save the children,” she “heard” were being abused. Ohmigawd, the children. The children. And they were saved by being burned to death.

Emotionalism is why the two billion dollar Minnesota surplus went into health care, art centers, sports stadiums and welfare benefits and the light rail system even though only 2.8% of the state’s commuters ride buses or rail to get to work while it gets 25% of the budget. Cars bad, bad, bad. Mass transit, art, welfare, good, good, good. It “feels” so much better than fixing a bridge.

Incidentally, Dame Janet bravely “took the responsibility” for the human barbecue she caused, but still managed to stay in her job. Wow! So brave. So standup. I’m getting all fuzzy and teary thinking about it. And Sherman Adams had to resign because his wife took a “vicuna” fur coat as a gift. Times sure have changed in the liberal, secular, Woodstock wave that began in the do-your-own-thing sixties.

See, I was just emotional and made a reference that might not be common knowledge. Adams was Eisenhower’s chief-of-staff who was forced to resign because he took that “vicuna” fur coat and an oriental rug from Bernard Goldfine, a Boston textile manufacturer who was being investigated for Federal Trade Commission violations. Maybe if Adams had burned the coat and rug he could have kept his job.

Liberals are all emotion. Emotion is irrational. Irrationality is a close cousin to insanity. Maybe Michael Savage is right.

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Comments

  1. August 22nd, 2007 | 9:39 am

    You’re right. The cartoon was wrong, and worse than that, not funny. But thank God sometimes liberals do you get emotional,which leads to insanity as shown in the “coat hanger” reference and political as demonstrated in your “Vicuna coat” reference.
    Right-Wingers do it too. They go nuts when it comes to dealing with liberals. Example: Clinton was impeached for lying about a blow job while Bush, who is responsible for the deaths and physical and mental impairments of thousands of our young people, is still riding around in “A-hole One.” A cliche example I admit, but true, that’s why it’s a cliche.

  2. August 23rd, 2007 | 4:56 am

    Howard, you agree with me on something. A milestone.

    Despising a blow job in the oval office between a President and a much younger intern is morally repulsive and something worth speaking against strongly, even emotionally. Because the emotion comes from a foundation of a sense of morality that isn’t emotionally based. A sense of morality that values decency and respect for the office.

    Anyway, my point isn’t that liberals get emotional. It’s that they often offer emotional reaction to an intellectual or moral discussion. Roe v. Wade is considered by many liberal scholars, Alan Dershowitz among them, as bad law. But when one tries to discuss this decision one gets the “coat hanger” response, or something equally hysterical.

    You did it yourself, Howard. Several posts ago I wrote that since we were in Iraq, regardless of whether we should have gone there in the first place, we were there and had a moral responsibility to insure as best we can a democracy that gives Iraquis a good shot at a good life.

    And yet you didn’t challenge me on the moral question. You avoided it completely and responded emotionally with a list of recently killed American soldiers.

    That’s what I’m talking about and what makes discussion with so many leftists unproductive and close to impossible.

  3. August 23rd, 2007 | 11:00 am

    “Moral responsibility,” maybe. But I repeat what I said then,
    Tell that to the mothers and fathers and family on that list of those killed American soldiers I emotionally included.

    Trying to fix a political situation that has been going on for hundreds of years is a no-win situation and our presence doesn’t make it any better.

    We also have a “moral responsibility” to the mothers and fathers and families of those troops who are still alive and well to keep tham that way.

  4. August 25th, 2007 | 4:22 am

    Howard …

    Jesus, you’re doing it again.

    They JOINED. Their parents knew they joined. Of their own free will. They knew that there was a possibility of going into combat and dying.

    Look, you drive your car, whatever it is. Iraq is in the center of oil shipment through the straits of Hormuz. If we don’t stabilize that area — the Arabs certainly won’t do it — you’ll be walking everywhere. I hope you live close to Ralph’s.

    The responsibility is to our security and survival — first. First. It’s the idea of placing country before ourselves and the parents. I subscribe to that. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. But, frankly, this whining about mothers and fathers of troops who voluntarily joined up is emotional bullshit…IMO.

  5. August 30th, 2007 | 8:57 am

    John, a wise man once said, “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” If you’re only working on fear, you’re probably getting ready to accept Guillani as a leader. Now that’s real bullshit.

    My money is on the Arabs being greedy enough to want to sell oil. As long as we will buy it from them they’ll find a way to sell it to us.

    By the way, at my age, living close or not close I can’t walk to Ralphs. I’m having trouble walking to the bathroom.

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