Accidental pants stuffing

With the addition of Sandy Berger as adviser to her campaign, Hillary Clinton has added another shady, immoral character to join her entourage — Norman Chu, Slick Willie himself and now Sandy, the Thief of Baghdad.

You remember Sandy, who said he regretted his “honest mistake” of stuffing documents from the National Archives down his pants and in his socks. “I thought I was tucking in my shirt and didn’t realize that I had documents in my hands when I was doing it.”

Mr. Berger also regrets honestly lying mistakenly to officials at the National Archives when he said he had placed documents in the back in the drawers. “It was a misunderstanding,” he said. “They thought I meant the Archive file drawers, but I was talking about my boxers.”

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With the nomination and probable election of Hillary Clinton as president, those of us who elect not to slash our wrists might as well sign up for the “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” club.

Since the health care tornado of 1993 scattered Hillary’s hope of universal health care like trailers in the wind, its specter now looms in the SCHIP bill that President Bush vetoed.

Make no mistake – Hillary’s put on her red ruby slippers and is on the yellow brick road to Socialism, which as we all suspect is somewhere in France. She and other Democratics seem determined to make us more like that crippled, dysfunctional, cheese and smoking paradise instead of the vibrant, individualistic, exceptional country we are, let’s add a few more Socialist rubber duckies in their bathtub.

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