What was she thinking?

No! No! No!

We here at the Rename Everything To Martin Luther King Institute are deeply disturbed by Hillary Clinton’s recent comments suggesting that President Lyndon Johnson was ultimately responsible for the Civil Rights Act and more important in that respect than the Reverend King.

If this preposterous nonsense is allowed to spread, civic groups everywhere will mount drives to rename existing buildings, airports, streets, roads, colleges, libraries and other edifices to Lyndon B. Johnson. It is even possible that already named Martin Luther King locations could be renamed in honor of President Johnson.

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The Giants final game
Revealed their warrior spirit.
Super Bowl reward.

Giants written off
By everyone; but not them.
The big prize is theirs.

The Manning, Eli,
America's kid brother.
Lives everyone's dream.

Pundits picked Giants last,
Below Dallas, Eagles, Skins.
Please eat shit, pundits.

The seeds of heroes
Planted in the Meadowlands
Blossom on the road.

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WARNING: Giants references galore.

Upon beating Dallas on Sunday, January 13, 2007

Unhappy Jerry


In the bag, they thought.
A Dallas win, preordained.
Popcorn anyone?

So many heroes
Give Giants a victory.
The team is valiant.

Jerry bought tickets
To Green Bay before game.
Oops!  A refund, please.


Twelve pro bowlers played
Against us.  All twelve to watch
Super Bowl at home.



Meanwhile, a major world dictator reacts badly to Cowboy loss.



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A ten minute score!
Eli took forty-eight secs.
All that time wasted.

Monday morning comes!
Time to read about the win.
My toilet awaits.

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Warning: New York Football Giants references galore.

Eli takes the dare


“Let Eli beat us,”
Dared the Bucs before the game.
Well, dare THIS, Gruden.

Tasty is the bird
Called crow, when seasoned with the
Spice of victory. 

The swifter Bradshaw
Slashes through a tired defense
Softened by The Beast.

Manning the younger
Comes of age. Detractors,
Just shut the fuck up.

The Three F demons –
Flipper, Fumble and Frisco,
Exorcised today. 

Loyalty to Giants?
Tiki chooses brother’s team
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 


Webster interception



Burned so many times,
Beleagured cornerback strives.
Redemption is great.

He sits triumphant,
This talent chooser called Reese.
Can’t wait for the draft.

Whimper, Webster, Boss 
Ruegamer and Wilkinson
Shine a deeper Blue.

Eight minutes off clock
Meadowland stye T.D. drive
Hoffa sleeps happy.


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Monday morning comes
Time to read about our win.
My toilet awaits.

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