Warning: New York Football Giants references galore.

Eli takes the dare


“Let Eli beat us,”
Dared the Bucs before the game.
Well, dare THIS, Gruden.

Tasty is the bird
Called crow, when seasoned with the
Spice of victory. 

The swifter Bradshaw
Slashes through a tired defense
Softened by The Beast.

Manning the younger
Comes of age. Detractors,
Just shut the fuck up.

The Three F demons –
Flipper, Fumble and Frisco,
Exorcised today. 

Loyalty to Giants?
Tiki chooses brother’s team
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 


Webster interception



Burned so many times,
Beleagured cornerback strives.
Redemption is great.

He sits triumphant,
This talent chooser called Reese.
Can’t wait for the draft.

Whimper, Webster, Boss 
Ruegamer and Wilkinson
Shine a deeper Blue.

Eight minutes off clock
Meadowland stye T.D. drive
Hoffa sleeps happy.


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Monday morning comes
Time to read about our win.
My toilet awaits.