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Reid’s comment joins Joe Biden’s “clean, articulate” remark about Obama in the library of the soft racism of liberals. They pretend to be color blind but sometimes say things that demonstrate race and color as being prominent in their thoughts and feelings.
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No, not Flushing, New York, the city in Queens where my beloved New York Mets played at Shea Stadium. I’m talking about flushing, the verb.
It’s my proposal for a constitutional amendment mandating a total flushing from the Washington beltway all politicians, lobbyists, journalists and correspondents every sixteen years — the Flushteenth Amendment.
We have witnessed members of both parties ignoring the wishes and needs of the people and are instead marching to the drummer of their own re-election and party ideology.
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Speaking from the steps of the Church Of the Divine Government, President Obama stood between Archangel Pelosi and Reid to introduce his ambitious plan for Universal Hotel Care. This single-payer hotel care bill would guarantee every American an affordable hotel room or suite in any city in the United States, with no co-pay. This is the latest piece of the puzzle of cradle to grave control over our lives. Who’s your daddy? The government.
and not gotten into so much trouble.
Did he call President Obama a liar? No. He said that what Obama said was a lie. A distinction, yes, but some would say a distinction without a difference.
So, to avoid future plunges into the quicksand of honesty and avoid being called a racist, a Confederatist, a negativist and the owner of a bad haircut, here are ten alternate ways he could have yelled out the truth about Obama’s health care lies.
I was on the road filming a trailer yesterday and one of my fellow actors had a copy of The Washington Post. A story there caught my eye.
It seems that the California Air Resources Board wants to legislate against black cars starting in 2012 because it requires so much energy to cool them.
For the link-challenged, this is the Post story. There are others.
Greenies call it saving the planet. I call it government interference of my rights, an interference I categorize under the rubric of tyranny.
A story out of Indiana speaks of the UAW’s attempt to organize a union for a company of fifty employees, who live in a small town, and who all were basically friendly with one another.
The organizing attempt was through Card Check, a labor bill that is being pushed by the Senate. Card Check means that if you want a union, you sign a card, if you don’t, you don’t sign.
Quietly and with great secrecy the administration has called in the services of the International Metaphysical Psychic Society, or IMPS, to investigate the possibility that the President’s teleprompter is haunted.
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No one will admit that IMPS representatives are on the scene, but a White House staffer who wanted to remain anonymous for fear of a tax audit, said that the occult investigators have already concluded that there is, indeed, a promptergeist in the White House.
So went that wonderful FedEx commercial where two guys in a mail room thought they were DOOMED! They really weren’t. But we are.
OBAMA: Uh, you know, I — I — I have more than enough to do, uh, without having to worry about the financial system.
You’ll find that quote at the end of these dazzlingly tongue-tied remarks our eloquent President made in a non-telepromptered phone call to a New York Times reporter who had just interviewed him on Air Force One. The Obama champagne was flat.
Remember Urkel, the wacky, destructive neighbor nerd on Family Matters?
He’s back. I found this on Michele Malkin’s blog and he’s in the White House. Leading the country. The Charles In Charge, the Andy Richter Controlling the Universe, our Nanny, Father Knows Best, the Benson of the Beltway. We all know Who’s the Boss. The buck stops at his desk. The heat’s in his kitchen and the market is burning our butts. It’s the White House as sitcom.
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In a stunning announcement, Pope Benedict has declared that he will make Barack Obama a saint, glorifying the young President as the Church’s two thousandth six hundred and forty-first saint and the only one sanctified while still alive.
His official canonical designation will be St. Barack Of Ward 42. The Vatican’s holy people are consulting with the President’s holy people to determine what he’ll be saint of. Current speculation is that he will be named the Patron Saint of Celebrities, Koolaid and Good Enunciation.
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