April 23, 2007

Gerbil Warming

Distressed gerbil seeking relief
align="left" hspace="8" vspace="8"/>

Environmentalist alarms were supported by a scientific paper released by renowned Professor Isador Gogol of the Icelandic Oceanographic and Net Fishing Institute. The newly published scientific document concludes that the mean body temperature of the earth’s gerbils is rising at an alarming rate, all because of the planet’s greenhouse effect. Gogol’s greenhouse global gerbil warming warning paper, which was released to coincide with this year’s Earth Day misery meetings, April 22nd, predicts dire consequences for the future of the planet as a result. Something must be done, perhaps an offset program of some kind.

This is a preview. Read the full post (579 words, 3 images, 2:19 mins reading time)
April 23rd 2007 Posted to Global Warming Nonsense, Humor & Satire, Politics/Current Events

* Comments(1)

April 18, 2007

The Ghouls Of Tragedy

And so it has begun.

The media is clawing into the horror at Virginia Tech and pulling out its innards. They are creating their stories, framing the isues and hunting down every hook and angle they can think of. You can practically see the saliva dripping in anticipation of an orgy of coverage. How does it feel? What was he like? Did you know the victim (s?) Where were you when it happened? Columbine revisited. Shades of Richard Speck. Boy, oh, boy, there are enough story lines here to keep us all in business for months, and on anniversaries to come.

This is a preview. Read the full post (961 words, 0 images, 3:51 mins reading time)
April 18th 2007 Posted to Politics/Current Events, Rants

* Comments(4)

April 16, 2007

Bill Maher’s Elitism

In an April 13th Salon.Com article, Bill Maher attacked the “right-wing” crusade against the “elite.” This cheap shot specialist whined that in other fields, elite is good. Tiger Woods is elite, a brain surgeon or a Delta Force unit are elite. It means excellence, darnnit! But in politics, he says, right-wingers like Rush Limbaugh demonize the elite and by doing so are really embracing incompetency, his prime example being the Bush administration.

This is a preview. Read the full post (891 words, 0 images, 3:34 mins reading time)
April 16th 2007 Posted to Politics/Current Events, Rants

* Comments(5)

April 13, 2007

Anus In the Morning

Full disclosure — I hate the guy. But he got shafted.

The man is a bloated, overweening, star-fucking shock jock with little juice left in his fusebox. He parlayed a modest soundbyte knowledge of contemporary issues into interviews with important guests who came on his show to promote their career or latest book.

This is a preview. Read the full post (894 words, 0 images, 3:35 mins reading time)
April 13th 2007 Posted to Miscellaneous, Rants

* Comments(8)

April 10, 2007

Pelosi Trip Brings World Peace

In a stunning outcome that even surprised our National Grandma, world peace erupted upon the completion of Nancy Pelosi’s unauthorized trip to Syria that violated the Logan Act. The Doofus of the House asserted that stealing the keys to the government was necessary in order

Let None Call It Treason

to deliver an important message from Israel’s Prime Minister Ehud Olmert to Syria’s President al-Assad. “Someone had to do it,” said Pelosi. “Yes, their capital cities are only two hundred miles apart, but Prime Minister Olmert couldn’t deliver his message personally becasue Israel doesn’t yet have MapQuest.”

This is a preview. Read the full post (638 words, 5 images, 2:33 mins reading time)
April 10th 2007 Posted to Humor & Satire, Politics/Current Events

Comments(0)

April 6, 2007

The Spring Bunny

Fluffy – former Easter Bunny
R.I.P. Fluffy
align="right" hspace="5" vspace="5"/>

Easter is upon us and the politically correct crowd known as liberals, have killed the Easter bunny, replacing it with the Spring bunny. You can find dead Easter bunnies in Walnut Creek, Ca., St. Paul, Minn and the Shops in Plano, Texas, where the Easter holiday is now the Spring holiday. More Easter bunny deaths are expected.

This is a preview. Read the full post (9 words, 5 images, 2 secs reading time)
April 06th 2007 Posted to Humor & Satire

* Comments(5)

April 2, 2007

Letters From Faye Turney

Letter #1

Dear World,

Turney

This is letter my lovliest Iranian friends are allowed me in handwriting everyone to see is the one from my own hand. I am not forcing into write wrongful things that lie. My very handsome guards are giving me free will to speak my mind of things. All the great Iranian peoples are being with hospitable feelings at us.

This is a preview. Read the full post (762 words, 4 images, 3:03 mins reading time)
April 02nd 2007 Posted to Humor & Satire, Politics/Current Events

* Comments(2)

ambien buy generic cialis online cheap online viagra new treatment for allergies acne skin treatment vitamins health all natural breast enhancer weight loss support group online blood pressure medication names doxycycline tetracycline cialis without prescription tab tramadol lexapro drugs medications ativan gabapentin dosage lexapro 10 mg prescription ibuprofen back muscle pain pain control female enhancing drugs i need a prescription for viagra online gout in the foot natural cholesterol control free weight loss program viagra online pharmacy sleeping disorder information bupropion effects what is osteoporosis atarax generic buy nirdosh safe healthy dog food cheap cialis find where to get viagra or cialis rocaltrol hydrochlorothiazide 25mg cheap valium generic generic pravachol cipro side effects gout cure soma vicodine weight loss after pregnancy discount nexium blood pressure tablets levitra informatrion cancer med cheap pain meds fat blocker buy diazepam medication for irritable bowel syndrome antibiotic herbs treatments for cancer muscle and bone pain cure levothyroxine dosages allergy asthma child cialis alternative antibiotic natural buy generic allergy medication orlistat pill levitra cialis viagra ambien overdose free weight loss diets jellys sildenafil children constipation increase woman sex drive prednisone allergy treating cold sores excessive body odo cheap herbal testosterone dental care for cat can i buy erectile dysfunction medication high blood pressure problem new pain meds diabetes product induced heart attack mrsa antibiotic online prescription for cialis treating lung infection care for a cat viagra on line uk cialis viagra buy cheap phentermine without a prescription treatments for infertility viagra buy online evista 60mg bladder control for dogs small penis cyclophosphamide general health care hypnosis help study healthy human bones natural male enhancements cure edema stop smoking avodart prescription cialis buy cialis online keppra generic cold flu drugs cat products medication to help stop smoking blood pressure high phentermine with no perscription alzheimers meds water pills how to increase erection repels insects cures for lung cancer nexium capsule dogs weight dangers of high blood pressure prescription drugs discount calcium chanel blockers vitamin store no prescription antibiotics overnight delivery florida gerd body building program asthma treatments cetirizine effects bupropion anxiety ranitidine pregnancy us levitra generic xanax cheap buy diabetes drugs gain muscle mass fast lowest price generic viagra treatment for infertility purchase cialis buying ambien prices levitra healing wrinkles drugs for adhd cephalexin prescription maxalt dosage cialis viagra on line malaria preventative new osteoporosis treatments prices of drugs lisinopril 10mg cheapest levitra weight loss solution viagra on line abdominal pain symptoms helping high blood pressure kamagra online buy cheap congestive heart failure valtrex dosage natural teeth whitening pharmacy alprazolam discount cialis online buy cialis viagra cialis online better erection acomplia online us online pharmacy generic xanax cheap drugs used to aid sleep gerd viagra order online gaining muscle mass prednisolone cheapest hair loss information clonazepam high doses female sex enhance natural remedies for constipation natural remedies for constipation dog health food order valtrex healthcare pharmacy parasite killer human antibiotic medicine bronchitis infection thyroid dogs treatment for herpes osteoporosis therapy mestinon really large breast enhancement cialis viagra diazepam pharmacology how to cure a yeast infection sleep problems with children ativan what is treatment bacterial infections asthma cough levitra 10 mg stop smoking tablets levitra medicine stop smoking tablets clonazepam pharma breast augmentation info heart failure new cholesterol medicines acyclovir medicine no hangover parkinsons treatment cialis compare viagra crestor generic canada over the counter antibiotics pharmacy erythromycin pregnancy allergy hives acne home treatment hoodia fast diazepam lorazepam medicine drugs Discount Viagra Online crestor dosage blood pressure symptoms phentermine 30mg no prescription ashwagandha dosage suffering produces endurance recurrent urinary tract infection pain meds buy cheap buy whitening tooth cheapest cialis uk treatment of insomnia order viagra soft buy nirdosh sexual power online phentermine medications without a prescription allegra premature ejaculation cure dog skin infection arm pain breast enhancement natural authentic viagra online vitamin b-6 medicines to reduce heart rate Cialis Without Prescriptions scabies treatments ramipril capsule ativan treats cimetidine dose verapamil blood pressure medication names online cheap viagra buy cialis viagra vs normal blood pressure buy cialis women lubrication lexapro medication anti-biotics treatment for blood clots cialis coupon diuretic medicines blood pressure information ultram online cheap quitting smoking zestril medication actos gout medicines black spots on the face buying online tramadol online phentermine back pain products terramycin treatment for itching generic pain medication hyaluronic acid buy viagra name order viagra hypnotherapy for health light cure for pain us online pharmacy fluconazole 150mg diet medicine cheap generic viagra online viagra order cheap herbal testosterone stomach pain buy viagra professional help for constipation diazepam vs clonazepam cancer medications online allegra medical blood pressure buying viagra online in britain Order Viagra Online In Germany sleep disorder metoclopramide buy orlistat on line cheap pain relief online stop smoking support Purchase Viagra dog bladder online pain management pharmacy zoloft bladder control medicine online drug medical treatment for insomnia side effects of clomid ultram er viagra quick pharma kamagra generika levitra eczema vs psoriasis acne skin care treatment products medicines for insomnia canada drug pharmacy home constipation relief increase your erection treatment for breast cancer antifungal pills effective weight loss program body building training online cialis cialis prescription online evista 60mg coumadin information nutritional diet for osteoporosis How To Purchase Cialis free prescription drugs insomnia sleep problems pain meds and pregnancy buy tetracycline attention deficit hyperactive disorder bust increase does alli work famvir dose methocarbamol effects list of weight loss programs acne medicinas symptoms high blood pressure soma online prescription pain meds and pregnancy weight loss cures medications without a prescription muscle mass gain cialis herbal dogs antidepressants drug phenergan medication skelaxin diabetes treatment drugs discount vitamin help with sleep disorders stress pills drug zithromax pregnancy approved blood pressure drugs treatment for herpes urinary tract health abscess infection cats ultram cheapest viagra in australia exercise for increasing breast size adhd toddlers nausea remedy how to increase erection breast increase natural antibiotic anti-biotic levitra overnight discount nutritional vitamins order viagra cheap levitra prescription online viagra new hair loss treatments wellbutrin 150 xl nexium generic virus vomiting cialis herbal prevent high blood pressure online viagra without prescription ovulating clomid antibiotics and dogs amitriptyline uses online weight loss program how to prevent hangover dangers of high blood pressure sexual enhance for women natural acne products phentermine no rx paroxetine depression buy cheap tooth whitening product products back pain order xanax without a prescription bronchitis cough penis enlagerment buy breast enhancement gum benicar tablets sleep help increase bus buy nimotop medicine for pets crestor generic drug store pharmacy online diarrhea stop bacterial infection remedies dog health care effects of valium buying cialis online genaric viagra seroquel medication dog and cat care cholesterol zocor body building programs ambien online phentermine prescription norvasc cheap buy cheap viagra online increased blood flow buy periactin neurontin medication where can i get viagra what does viagra do mojo maxx free weight loss programs buy detox drug information on levitra order medication without prescription viagra sperms muscle mass gain cats urinary health high blood pressure in elderly dog health problem buying viagra online in britain asthma control generic imitrex calcium chanel blockers cures for throat infection teeth whitening uk discount drug viagra osteoporosis medicines weight loss programs online cats and irritable bowel syndrome buy viagra cheap online virility gum viagra on line uk effects of valium acne cream lexapro effects male enhancers treating edema what pills look like phentermine taurine sexual power latest antifungal medicine safe weight loss pills buy pilocarpine buy online viagra depression drug osteoporosis exercises buy generic viagra accutane buy buy alcoholism medications cialis 10 20 mg treating acute mountain sickness antibiotics diarrhea shingles treatment i need viagra today high blood pressure drug list breast enhancement product sildenafil dosage hair loss home remedy hair loss prevention