I was on the road filming a trailer yesterday and one of my fellow actors had a copy of The Washington Post. A story there caught my eye.

It seems that the California Air Resources Board wants to legislate against black cars starting in 2012 because it requires so much energy to cool them.

For the link-challenged, this is the Post story. There are others.

Greenies call it saving the planet. I call it government interference of my rights, an interference I categorize under the rubric of tyranny.

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A story out of Indiana speaks of the UAW’s attempt to organize a union for a company of fifty employees, who live in a small town, and who all were basically friendly with one another.

The organizing attempt was through Card Check, a labor bill that is being pushed by the Senate. Card Check means that if you want a union, you sign a card, if you don’t, you don’t sign.

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Quietly and with great secrecy the administration has called in the services of the International Metaphysical Psychic Society, or IMPS, to investigate the possibility that the President’s teleprompter is haunted.

Haunted?

No one will admit that IMPS representatives are on the scene, but a White House staffer who wanted to remain anonymous for fear of a tax audit, said that the occult investigators have already concluded that there is, indeed, a promptergeist in the White House.

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So went that wonderful FedEx commercial where two guys in a mail room thought they were DOOMED! They really weren’t. But we are.

OBAMA: Uh, you know, I — I — I have more than enough to do, uh, without having to worry about the financial system.

You’ll find that quote at the end of these dazzlingly tongue-tied remarks our eloquent President made in a non-telepromptered phone call to a New York Times reporter who had just interviewed him on Air Force One. The Obama champagne was flat.

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Remember Urkel, the wacky, destructive neighbor nerd on Family Matters?

He’s back. I found this on Michele Malkin’s blog and he’s in the White House. Leading the country. The Charles In Charge, the Andy Richter Controlling the Universe, our Nanny, Father Knows Best, the Benson of the Beltway. We all know Who’s the Boss. The buck stops at his desk. The heat’s in his kitchen and the market is burning our butts. It’s the White House as sitcom.

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St. Barack Of Ward 42

In a stunning announcement, Pope Benedict has declared that he will make Barack Obama a saint, glorifying this clean, articulate young President as the Church’s two thousandth six hundred and forty-first saint and the only one sanctified while still alive.

His official canonical designation will be St. Barack Of Ward 42. The Vatican’s holy people are consulting with the President’s holy people to determine what he’ll be saint of. Current speculation is that he will be named the Patron Saint of Celebrities, Koolaid and Teleprompters.

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