The Washington State Interscholastic Activities Association, the organization that oversees high school sports that has condemned booing at high school sports events is also preparing a policy that would exclude teams from scoring points.

“It makes the other team feel bad,” said Mauro Canese, Kendrich High basketball coach. “The opposing team throws up a three-pointer and my boys get the wind knocked out of their sails. Where’s the fun in that?”

The thinking behind the no-scoring policy is that if no points are scored, fans of both teams can go home happy. The athletes still get a workout and because every one of them are technically winners, all of them will get laid after the game.

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When Clinton signed the family leave legislation everyone thought we were finally approaching the humanity our European cousins display with similar laws that allow workers to take time off to care for a new baby or a sick relative.

Twelve weeks leave, with a guarantee of a job to return to.

The liberal largesse is beginning to escalate. Massachusetts is considering legislation that would not only give a worker twelve weeks off, but pay her as well. Employers are now paying twice for government forced humanity: Once to the absent worker and again to her replacement.

The government is once again doing its best to kill business people. They are like bad hunters stalking deer, shooting and maiming, damaging and wounding the poor animal, forcing it into a retreat of misery until it finally lays down and dies.

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This one courtesy of the Democrats.

By a vote of 55-7, the California Assembly approved a bill prohibiting the private sale of sonograms to individuals about to have a baby. Democrat assemblyman, Ted Lieu, who introduced the bill, became concerned that fans of Tom Cruise would run out and buy these machines because he had purchased one himself in order to monitor the in utero activities of his baby by Katie Holmes.

The medical profession urges people not to follow Tom’s lead because repeated sonograms can be harmful to a foetus’ health. Lieu introduced the bill so that no foetus will be harmed. “We want to protect the foetus in every way possible,” said Lieu.

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Courtesy of the Democrats

California Bill SB1437 is making its way through the California legislature and if it becomes state law, all references to mom, dad, mother and father are to be removed from all school textbooks insofar as they suggest that a mother and father are the parental norm. Life is about to imitate schtick as my ex-writing partner, Norman Stiles, once brilliantly said because there are few choices to replace those words other than the Conehead’s famous sketch comedy expression “Parental Unit.”

Mom and dad represent gender differences and sexual orientation which the bill is determined to eliminate. Presumably, staples of high school life like prom king and queen would be eliminated and replaced by …. what? Prom bipeds, Regal anthropoidal mortals, ruling sapiens come to mind. Words like personage or human would not be used because of their gender specific syllables, son and man.

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