The Spring Bunny, 2015: Reprint (a cautionary tale)

Fluffy – former Easter BunnyR.I.P. Fluffy […]

Johnny Manziel Failed Suicide Attempts

Johnny Manziel Suicide Story

Despondent after his dismal debut against the Bengals, Cleveland’s much heralded quarterback, Johnny Manziel, couldn’t shake his depression and wrote a suicide note. When finished, he left his home and went to Cleveland’s Euclid Avenue and stood in a bus kiosk with several extremely disappointed Clevelanders.

As a bus approached, […]

POPE FRANCIS TO CANONIZE PRESIDENT OBAMA

In a stunning announcement, Pope Benedict has d… […]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOCUMENT?

Please Take Me Home

 

Went missing January 6, 2008

 

Eighteen by twenty four inches, beige with black impressions. Probably armed, but not violent.

 

Last seen in White House January 5, 2008 by George W. Bush.

 

Last person in its possession calls himself Barack H. Obama, a Progressivist who […]

The Official Diaper Of the Obama Administration

Hide the Stink

Valerie Jarrett, the Obama Administration’s Dick Cheney³ , has told Obama operatives that PANDERS is the official diaper of the Obama administration and urges all Democrats and Progressives to use them at will. They can be dispensed at town hall meetings, mall openings, meet-and-greets and, of course, on the campaign trail, […]

Renaming Everything To Martin Luther King

On this Martin Luther King day, we at the Rena… […]

Obama Will Introduce Universal Hotel Care

With the nomination and probable election of Hi… […]

Time For a Flushing

No, not Flushing, New York, the city in Queens … […]

A Case Of the Don’ts

The most ubiquitous Don’t The political clim… […]

Judge Overturns Prop 8

Now that the campaign season is heating up a fu… […]

Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Obama

Adopt An Hispanic

If people and companies with a few extra bucks … […]