Recent Comments

    Archives

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOCUMENT?

    Please Take Me Home

     

    Went missing January 6, 2008

     

    Eighteen by twenty four inches, beige with black impressions.   Probably armed, but not violent. 

     

    Last seen in White House January 5, 2008 by George W. Bush.

     

    Last person in its possession calls himself Barack H. Obama,  a Progressivist who considers the document an inconvenient obstacle to his goal of transforming the country to Socialism.



    The document is being daily abused by its abductors.  Calls for media coverage and investigation have fallen on deaf ears.

     

    If not found on November 6, it will be dead in four years.

     

    If you know the whereabouts of this document, please contact Romney Headquarters.

     

    They’ll know how to get it back.

     

    Leave a Reply

    You can use these HTML tags

    <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>