[wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””]FANTASTIC VOYAGE
To the tune of Three Coins In the Fountain
Our Fantastic Voyage!
Who was first to reach his toes?
Raquel went through the stomach,
And was stripped of most her clothes.
My route was the heart valve,
Past the ribs shaped like a cage;
Short cut right through the bladder —
Left the bladder in a rage.
Neck and neck around the knee,
In our cellular Grand Prix.
The great photo finish,
No one living really knows;
As we raced to the wire,
There this story had to close ..
That was when …
Someone stepped …
On his toes.
[/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””]THE PAWNBROKER
To the tune of Moon River
Pawnbroker,
I’m so way in hock,
I’ve peddled all my schlock
To you.
Five fifty is
Much too thrifty a
Price for this item
My hand holds in view.
Twelve dollars
Is a better bid;
Don’t keep your money hid —
Comply!
I just want a fair, honest rate
For this thirty-eight,
So, stick-em-up! Donate!
Pawnbroker,
Or die.
[/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third_end id=”” class=”” style=””]LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
To the tune of Laura
Larry,
Is the face in the desert sky;
Footsteps
In the sand — size 10-D
His smile,
Inviting each Turkish guy,
Each Kurd and Greek and Thai to beeeeee…..
A friend of
Larry —
It’s the name that makes Arabs cheer;
Larry
Makes mirages come true.
They say
He’s only a little queer,
But our camels get
Their humps from him, too.
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